One Man's Meat is Another Man's Girlfriend
Season 1, Episode 8
Air date October 26, 2004
Behind the Scenes
Writer(s): Mike Barker
Matt Weitzman
Steve Hickner
Mike DeSeve
Episode Chronology
"The Thanksgiving Episode"

"One Man's Meat is Another Man's Girlfriend" is the 8th episode of Father of the Pride, directed by Steve Hickner and Mike DeSeve and written by Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman.


Siegfried and Roy put Larry on a diet; no meat. Larry starts to hallucinate, people and items turn into food - including Snack's new girlfriend Candy. Candy dumps Snack without telling him and instead tells Larry. Snack returns and thinks that due to his diet, Larry had eaten her; Larry tells Snack a lie that he had eaten her in order to spare his feelings and Snack gets angry at him, denouncing him as his ex-best friend; but Larry later manages to tell him the truth, reconciling with him. Meanwhile, Sierra and Sarmoti play a game of poker and Sierra eventually tricks Sarmoti into giving her his poker money.

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Roy Horn: "Okay, kitties, let's go. London Bridge. Uppen zie!"
Kate: "Larry, gross! Your paws are all sweaty."
Larry: "What do you expect? You're showin' me all 8 nipples."
—Larry and Kate training with Roy, Father of the Pride
Sarmoti: "Come on, Chaz. While we still have fur."
Chaz: "As Frank said to that foxy dealer at the Dunes, I'm all in."
Sarmoti: "How 'bout you, Duke? You in?"
Duke: "I'd rather be towel-snapped by a bunch of rowdy high school boys than stay in this pot."
Sarmoti: "Bernie?"
Bernie: "Oh, what difference does it make? Because you're gonna win anyway, right, Chief? This guy's the best. He could sell mittens to a snake, pogo sticks to a kangaroo, extension cords to--"
Sarmoti: "Shut it!"
Bernie: "Absolutely. It would be an honor to shut it for you, sir. I'm in."
—Sarmoti playing poker with his friends, Father of the Pride
"You think you can eat me?! Step on it, mag­got! Get your rear in gear! Move it, fat­body, or I will rip off your head and drop pel­lets down your neck! Hus­tle up! Pick 'em up and set 'em down! Move, move, move! Ooh-rah."
―Sergeant Bunny to Larry[src]
"I don't care if you hate me! I've got 110 brothers and sisters who love my fluffy ass!"
―Sergeant Bunny to Larry[src]
Snack: "Thanks again, Eric!"
Eric: "Don't look at me!"
—Snack thanking Eric for the drink, Father of the Pride
"And now, I hear my beloved callin' out to me FROM THAT LION'S STOMACH! That's right! Larry, my EX-best friend, ate a loving, defenseless GOPHER!"
―Snack "exposing" Larry[src]




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